Conversation with my teenager:
Monster Teen: Argh! My back hurts so bad!
Me: Lay on the floor and I’ll crack your back.
Monster Teen: How are you going to do that! Isn’t that dangerous?
Me: Monster Teen, how can cracking your back be dangerous?
Monster Teen: Couldn’t that give you scoliosis or something?
Me: Boy, I’m about to slap the “special moment” out of you.
*Monster Teen has his own theme song. Whenever he says or does something so absurd like the conversation above I sing “Speciaaaaal… Momeeeeents… dodo-dodo-dodo”*